{"id":117,"date":"2008-04-03T15:48:03","date_gmt":"2008-04-03T13:48:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michauko.org\/blog\/2008\/04\/03\/la-simplicite-des-outils-microsoft\/"},"modified":"2009-10-08T15:23:12","modified_gmt":"2009-10-08T13:23:12","slug":"la-simplicite-des-outils-microsoft","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michauko.org\/blog\/la-simplicite-des-outils-microsoft-117\/","title":{"rendered":"La simplicit\u00e9 des outils Microsoft"},"content":{"rendered":"

C’est vraiment simple les outils microsoft :<\/p>\n

1) Tu ach\u00e8tes le logiciel, cher.<\/p>\n

2) Tu n’oublies pas les licences \u00ab\u00a0par utilisateur\u00a0\u00bb, car apr\u00e8s avoir pay\u00e9 le serveur ET<\/strong> les logiciels clients, il faut aussi payer un truc virtuel : la licence par utilisateur. Ca n’aurait pas pu \u00eatre \u00ab\u00a0les softs clients\u00a0\u00bb OU \u00ab\u00a0les licences par utilisateurs\u00a0\u00bb. Non, non, c’est les deux. C’est mieux. On paye deux fois…<\/p>\n

3) Tu installes le bousin, tu veux faire un truc de base, next->next->next et \u00e7a marche pas<\/p>\n

4) Tu cherches des whitepapers et autres docs pseudo-techniques sur le site web de MS, \u00e7a te fait v\u00e9rifier un \u00e0 un les points basiques, tu as tout juste…<\/p>\n

5) Fin du support. Ca marche pas.<\/p>\n

6) Tu pleures (mais pas trop) sur un forum de passionn\u00e9s et ils te d\u00e9terrent un truc dont t’as jamais entendu parler… et \u00e7a marche.<\/p>\n

7) Tu expliques tant bien que mal \u00e0 ton chef pourquoi t’as mis 3 semaines pour installer une merde o\u00f9 un simple next->next->next suffit pour entrer dans le monde merveilleux de Grosoft.<\/p>\n

Si vous n’\u00eates pas convaincu, achetez Exchange, faites une conf un peu poilue de d’Exchange, Outlook et ajoutez un soup\u00e7on de \u00ab\u00a0Gestionnaire de contacts professionnels\u00a0\u00bb.
\nProfitez du temps de livraison pour rep\u00e9rer un max de sites de passionn\u00e9s sur le sujet. Ca aidera.<\/p>\n

Bonne chance, ce message provoquera un BSOD dans 5 secondes, d\u00e9sol\u00e9.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

C’est vraiment simple les outils microsoft : 1) Tu ach\u00e8tes le logiciel, cher. 2) Tu n’oublies pas les licences \u00ab\u00a0par utilisateur\u00a0\u00bb, car apr\u00e8s avoir pay\u00e9 le serveur ET les logiciels clients, il faut aussi payer …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,390,4],"tags":[85,189],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-coup-de-gueule","category-horssujet","category-windows","tag-exchange","tag-microsoft"],"yoast_head":"\nLa simplicit\u00e9 des outils Microsoft - Le blog de Michauko<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/michauko.org\/blog\/la-simplicite-des-outils-microsoft-117\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"La simplicit\u00e9 des outils Microsoft - 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