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\"DeuxCons_05122006\"Non non non, pas un hommage \u00e0 Mr Tronchet pour sa bonne BD dont je reprends la couverture ici, mais juste un court article dans la cat\u00e9gorie \u00ab\u00a0aucun rapport\u00a0\u00bb, pour marquer un coup : la fin de plus de 6 ans de proc\u00e9dure judiciaire me concernant (moi et ma femme).
\nProc\u00e9dure inutile, perte de temps qui m’aura fait d\u00e9couvrir de beaux m\u00e9tiers comme avocat (600 \u20ac pour dire bonjour), huissier (= facteur de luxe qui distribue en main propre le courrier tr\u00e8s t\u00f4t le matin), expert judiciaire (glandu qui encaisse mais ne bosse pas sans 3 recommand\u00e9s de relance et avant d’avoir revu sa comm’ \u00e0 la hausse avant m\u00eame de bosser) etc etc..
\nTout \u00e7a pour rien.
\nUn proc\u00e8s moisi d\u00e8s le d\u00e9part qui me suivait depuis 6 ans, engag\u00e9 par deux personnes totalement \u00e0 la masse, qui se croyaient aux States et attaquaient pour un truc totalement hallucinog\u00e8ne. Mais bon, quand ils trouvent quelqu’un pour les d\u00e9fendre, tu finis par te demander.
\nQu’ils aillent donc maintenant se faire foutre. Je ne les salue bien \u00e9videmment pas et leur souhaite du plaisir dans le paiement de la note qui en r\u00e9sulte.<\/p>\n

Allez, on tourne la page.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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