http:\/\/www.nofrag.com\/2008\/nov\/17\/30079\/<\/a>, j’ai peur pour son avenir… de gamer. Je me dis qu’il n’aura plus moyen de se gratter les couill… en jouant aux FPS sans se faire p\u00e9ter une grenade sur les pieds ? Tu d\u00e9capsules ta binouse en pleine LAN-\u00e0-la-webcam et boum, une ‘nade sur les pieds, \u00e9quipe d\u00e9cim\u00e9e. Tu farfouilles dans le tas de Haribo, hop, \u00ab\u00a0defuse\u00a0\u00bb ta bombe enclench\u00e9e par erreur. Tu te grattes le menton ? boum auto head-shot. Tu te grattes la jambe en pleine course ? d\u00e9rapage au frein \u00e0 main. Tu veux soigner ton co\u00e9quipier ? plante lui une seringue dans le bid’<\/p>\nCa promet l’avenir technologique…
\nfiouuu, je suis fatigu\u00e9 moi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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